Dean Martin as Himself - Roastmaster; James Stewart as Himself; June Allyson as Herself; Lucille Ball as Herself; Greer Garson as Herself; Red Buttons as Himself; Barry Goldwater as Himself; LaWanda Page as Herself; Henry Fonda as Himself; Eddie Albert as Himself; Foster Brooks as Himself; George Burns as Himself; Tony Randall as Himself; Don Rickles as Himself; Rich Little as Himself