Ryan O'Neal as James Edmunds; Chuck D. as Leon Brothers; Eric Idle as Alan Smithee; Richard Jeni as Jerry Glover; Sandra Bernhard as Ann Glover; Cherie Lunghi as Myrna Smithee; M.C. Lyte as Sista Tu Lumumba; Leslie Stefanson as Michelle Rafferty; Marcello Thedford as Stagger Lee; Harvey Weinstein as Sam Rizzo; Gavin Polone as Gary Samuels; Sylvester Stallone as Himself; Whoopi Goldberg as Herself; Jackie Chan as Himself; Nicole Nagel as Aloe Vera