Guy Siner as Lieutenant Hubert Gruber; Richard Marner as Colonel Kurt von Strohm; Kenneth Connor as Monsieur Alfonse; Gorden Kaye as Renï¿½ Artois; Kirsten Cooke as Michelle Dubois; Kim Hartman as Private Helga Geerhart; Vicki Michelle as Yvette Carte-Blanche; Carmen Silvera as Edith Artois; Arthur Bostrom as Officer Crabtree; David Janson as Herr Otto Flick; John Louis Mansi as Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen; Sue Hodge as Mimi Labonq; Hilary Minster as General Erich von Klinkerhoffen; Rose Hill as Madame Fanny; Robin Parkinson as Ernest Leclerc
NR (Not Rated)
Meet Renï¿½, the most wanted man in Occupied France: Women want his body. The Resistance wants his brain. And the Nazis want his sausage! In a small cafï¿½ in occupied France the harassed proprietor, Renï¿½, is fighting his own war. With the German Army in residence at the bar, Renï¿½ is risking his neck to aid the Resistance by hiding two British airmen and a radio transmitter upstairs. As if this wasn't enough, Renï¿½ has also got involved in hiding a priceless painting in a garlic sausage, which even now is being sniffed out by the Gestapo. But Renï¿½'s real problem is his wife, Edith, and what she will do to him when she finds out about the affairs he is having with his two sexy waitresses!